Raging Monkey Butt (Please go away)
Did a lower key road ride tonight. Explored some new roads that were flatter and allowed for some more recovery. Only did about 1:30 but since I did some harder stuff yesterday and this is a recovery week I was happy with it.
Got to see ANOTHER junk yard tonight. Western PA must be the junk yard capital of the world. I mean I think EVERY road ride I do I get to see a bunch of f*cked up cars stacked high. Do people make money at this? I guess so. Enter one Fred G. Sanford.
Have you ever changed into your cycling clothes at work and then as you drive away you can't remember if you put your underwear in your bag or not? Yeah, me neither.
Everyday my monkey butt from Saturday gets better, and every night it's gets bad again. F!! God's of Cycling soothe my cheeks and in return I shall sacrifice a Beginner wearing underwear under lycra. Thank you
Later.
posted by Jason @ 9:08 PM
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8 Comments:
Maybe you already tried it, but here's what I do for monkey butt. Sit in a REALLY hot tub of water twice a day. The heat is a vaso dialator (increases bloood flow to the region) and promotes healing. It also has a tendency to force infections to the surface (whiteheads) where they can be dealt with. Stab them with a sterile pin, dob them with a cotton ball to pull away the pus, and don't squeeze.
The hot tubs sounds good, but I'm not stabbing ANYTHING down there:) Thanks.
yeah, my guess is that jason does enough squeezing down there already ;)
Squeeze, pull, tug, whatever it takes.
Everyday I manage to reach a new low on this blog. I love it.
and I'm glad I can help in that endeavor. The new low part, not the tugging part...
the rash i'm sportin' on my ass right now is unholy. why'd i shave there?
dunno, why did you shave there? yikes!
unless you're in a gay porn, you should never, ever shave your ass man.
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