Pro Road Racing = Pornography?
Is watching pro road racing like watching porn? I'm starting to think so. You watch guys who are (mostly) on dope do super human feats, turn hot (although skank and also doped up) women on, inspire yourself to try replicate such heroic feats, go back and turn off the tv/computer because now that it's over, and you've come up quite short, the whole thing just seems stupid because you realize that they're probably all doped up, the women were faking it and you weren't.
Will I keep watching? Yes. Will I feel stupid when the race is over and the next winner is declared a doper? Yes. Will I watch again? Yes. It's the cycle of porn or the porn of cyling.
What am I rambling about? Doesn't matter. Go to Cyclingnews.com, pick a day and there's BOUND to be a new story about a doper.