A Road Ride By The Numbers...

1 hot ass day.

2 dead legs.

1 belly full of undigested double espresso made with Cyrious Java Attack Blend.

3 burps that let me taste said espresso again on the first big climb.

1 flat. Pssssssssssssssssssss. DOH!

1 prayer for my Co2 to work and not leave me in full Bikeman.com kit in the middle of nowhere.

1 Co2 prayer answered

3 snakes (2 dead, one soon to be dead since he was stretched the whole way across the road)

1 cyclist not giving shit about said snakes since he hates snakes.

1 tandem bike passing in opposite direction.

4+ dead ground hogs

2 road kills that looked like melted Wookies and smelled like Wookie's ass.

3 bottles (1 water, 1 Gatorade, 1 Gatorade with 2 scoops of Carbo Pro)

10+ nubile teen girls at charity car wash near red light.

1 "pervy perverson" (Wifey's word) looking at said nubile teen girls from behind the Tifosi Q3s.

1 "pervy perverson" (Wifey's word) thankful for the compression of lycra.

1 fully kitted Bikeman.com cyclist mistakingly waving to a car that was no doubt honking/waving at nubile teens NOT said fully kitted Bikeman.com cyclist.

1 very embarrassed Bikeman.com cyclist.

2:15 of ride time

38 miles

1 tired ass ready to go home and chill.

2 sets of Ergon team issue grips waiting for me upon my arrival home.

Later.