The Bureau Supply For Ageing Men

Not like ya care, and are SURELY tired of hearing about it, but I woke up this morning STILL rocking a bright red, goo oozing sore eye ball and sore throat. Fan-f*cking-tastic! So after I got the B-Man off to day care, I headed to the Doc's again. More potent eye drops were givin' for my eye's ballz and anti-biotics for the sore throat. She says to me "you're really falling apart, aren't you?". I couldn't help but agree but somehow failed to mention how I ACTUALLY fancy myself sort of an athlete (in a very cycling sense of the word). Good grief! I should have just asked her about my f*cked up back while I was there too! She probably would have just got all Doctor Kevorkian on me. HA! Oh well, if this batch of meds doesn't clear it up, f*ck it. I'll live with it. But I'm pretty confident this should kick these pesky germ's asses.

In light of my throat being at tad worse today, and my eye still looking like a slaughtered pig's ass, I'm resting for the next two days. In a way, maybe this eye/throat thing was a good thing. I knew I needed to rest. But I can also obsess about getting ride time in and my waist line, so I'm not the best at "resting". Maybe this was the Cycling Gods way of saying "dude, settle your ass down and get off the bike or you're gonna burn out like a 19 year old 7th grader." Who knows? The weekend will find me on my bike in some way. I'm longing for dirt and the feel of the Mamasita betweenst my thighs. (I just grossed you out a little bit didn't I?) But at this point I'd settle for ANYTHING between my thighs (again with the grossing out, eh?)

Song Obsession On: "Drive In Saturday", by Morrissey. It's a cover of a David Bowie song that Mozzer has been doing live for years and is the B-Side to the recent single "All You Need Is Me". I just love this song. Not sure if I'd dig Bowie's version, since Bowie annoys me a tad. Here's a version on YouTube from 2000. The 2008 version is much better, but this one still rocks. I think this could be one of my fave cover songs of his. Although I really dig his version of The New York Doll's "Human Being" too. OK, Song Obsession Off.

Should I buy a pair of Maxxis Crossmarks? These tires look to roll super fast in dry stuff. Anyone rolling them? If Quantico is dry these might be the titz. Maxxis side walls scare me a bit, but there's no sidewall ripping rocks to speak of on the course that I can remember. Thoughts? Opinions? Bitches? Let me know before I freaking spend coin, or you'll be forced to hear me bitch about buying them and having them suck or not buying them and wishing I had. Throw a goo filled, pink-eyed, sore throat brother a freaking bone.

Time to cooks some food and "sigh like twig the wonder kid".

Later.