White Short Podium Shots

Sometimes if you don't have something good to write, it's best not write anything at all. But that's never stopped be before, right? Sometimes you see some new kick ass bike clothing. And sometimes you see THESE from X-Bionic....

There is just NO way these shorts are for real. I mean not even the most die hard EPO loving Euro Road Dog would sport these things. Why not just put a bulls eye on his package? Or a big arrow, JUST to make sure folks know what they are looking at it?? At least the black package cover will save folks from those rainy day podium shots. You know the ones that show you (whether you want to know or not) if the dude rolls like a 1975 Joy of Sex Hippie, or keeps a "high and tight".

And what's up with the erect nipple manikins? Man it must have been cold at Euro Bike this year. Was this a big request from manikin buyers? "On the next batch of sliver dummies could you perk up the nips? Yeah, keep the skin sliver but try to make the pecks a little more believable. Thanks."

I know X-Bionic is big with under garment type gear sort of like Under Armour, I have to hope that's what those short are. These just need to be kept UNDER something.

Aren't you glad I posted. I mean we can all sleep better now. :)

Later.