Monday, March 23, 2009

A Monday Is A Monday

I've come to realize it doesn't matter if you have a job, school, or live in the world of virtual slack that I now reside. A Monday is a Monday. In other words it's a day sluggishness, crap luck, and a longing for Friday!

The plan today was to take the Big Mama out for 2+ hours of dirt. As I was prepping said Large Orange Mother to go, I kept hearing this strange sound. Hmmm, what was it?? I finally made it to the crank/bottom bracket and sure enough there was more play in the bottom bracket and crank than a porn film's sound stage! FRIG!

Oh well, I got me one of those cool orange Dos Niner bikes too. At least now I'd have a chance to roll a few miles in the my new/old WTB saddle and see if it made any difference.

The temps today would get up into the 50s. The suck part to that is that when I riding there were in the freaking low 30s!! I know it's March, and you take what you can get, but GOD DAMN I'M TIRED OF BEING COLD!! Shit I just hate being cold!!! PERIOD. Damn! But the sun was out and I was on my bike instead of at a job I hate, so I even though I just did, I can't/shouldn't complain.

A few miles into my first lap it was apparent- my saddle height was too low. It needed raised about a 1/2 inch, but I figured I'd get back to the Xb soon enough. The height may have been off, but the saddle was feeling surprisingly good. My hands on the other hand were frozen nibblets of suck, but again... I'm NOT complaining. Just stating a fact. I couldn't feel my fingers. Jeeezus! I NEED California.

I eventually warmed up a bit and got my first lap in. Stopped at the Xb, raised the seat, peed, and moved on. The sun was starting to burn the frost off the ground. Cool. Wait, NOT cool. Why? Well now that there was a slick film mud/clay where the trail was frozen hard pack. The Ignitors don't take to clayish mud so well. How do I know?...

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm SUPPOSED to be ON my bike and NOT in a ditch full of sticks, brush, and thorns. FRIG! I was fine, the bike was fine, but I just felt all cattywompass on the bike. Who knew the trails would get so slick from a little melting frost??

After the crash, I rode a few more miles, cursed my tires, the cold, and the "mud from nowhere" and figured my mojo had a "case of the Mondays". My time would be better spent doing things at home and hanging with the B-Man.

Later after 5 (when it's socially acceptable to have a beer) I had a Hop Wallop, and made up some dinner while watching No Reservations (Tuscany. God I want to got to Italy). I had a new recipe tonight (that I made up) but I f*cked it a bit with TOO much "heat".

I had the gastro itch for Brown rice, Canelli beans, diced red/green peppers and onions, 2 links of (loose) hot turkey sausage, 3 minced chipotle pepper, some salt/pepper, and some E.V.O.O.. My mistake? I should have used TWO chipotles, not 3. It was a tad bit TOO hot. Good, but not great. I had high hopes for this one, but my love of heat got the best of me.

Monday handing me my ass today with some bad mojo and some bad luck. Oh well, there's always Tuesday, right?

Later.

posted by Jason @ 8:11 PM   10 comments

10 Comments:

At 8:30 PM, Blogger allan said...

Mondays suck!!!!!

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Peter said...

Really??

I got to the office a 0730 and worked on the typical monday stuff(you know.., the friday issues that no one wants to deal with on friday plus the monday issues all in one, with a heeping tbsp of angst). I then had a 2 hr brown bag lunch(bad subs) meeting in the office conference room(yeah thats fun)followed by more mondayish work. Then to top all that off, I attended a forced fun post work event at the Washington Wizards BASKETBALL(??)game with one of our vendors(more bad food of the hotdog/wings variety)and got home at 11pm.

Passionless work, bad eating and no riding...loseloselose...

Enjoy your tuesday! ;o)

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Jason said...

Pete- YOU WIN!

 
At 7:53 AM, Blogger William said...

I was working 8 til 6, fed the kids, put them to bed and sat down with the Mrs at 8 before going to bed at 9.
Be honest dude, your day was better than mine :-)

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger Don said...

I blaming Morrisey. You may think you had a good time at the concert, but in reality his music made you depressed without you even realizing it. You would be hard pressed to find one reader of you blog that wouldn't have killed to trade Mondays with you. Go out & ENJOY your ride today!

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Jason said...

Don, Was one week the time limit before you jagged me about the show?
Plus, you got it all wrong dude, I find Moz's music pretty funny, and cheers me up! ;)

Agreed, my day sort of rocked, and I make mention to the fact in paragraph 4 lines 7&8. Time to layer up for another cold one.

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger Travis said...

Agreed on the Morrisey, saw him here in Philly this weekend...was good stuff.

So me hittin the first beer yesterday at 1 ish was "socially acceptable?" Tasty yes,so therefore acceptable.

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Don said...

I had to give it atleast one week, any earlier and it might have sent you into a downward spiral of depression & self loathing. I didn't want that on my hands.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger CJA said...

I hate to say it but the reason you crashed on defrosted clay was because you were complaining about being able to ride on a Monday morning while the rest of us were drones to the global economic machine.

Enjoy the rides!

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger RobSee said...

It sure is purty right now in the G'ville ov SC... Sunny and 68. Tonights my first Tuesday Night Worlds of the year. Hot Diggidy...Let's Roll!
-Cheers

 

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