Mid Pack King!
Who's your Mid Pack King bitches?? Yeah that would be ME! CyclingNews.com reports that at the SM100 there were 315 men in the Men's Open Class, I finished 158th! That is STRADDLING my sagging hairy nuggets right over the mid pack and giving me a big old NUE mid pack nut splitter! The mid pack is MY hood!!!! So STEP, THE F*CK, OFF or I'll pop a cap in your ass!!!!! (That is of course if a "cap" is a some lame ass blog post).
Sure I thought I was gonna die with less than 12 miles to go, and SURE it took me like 2 hours to do 12 miles, but THAT is what makes a Mid Pack Whore a Mid Pack Whore. So all the haters can suck it!
BTW, check the new banner. What is different? Plus, did you know you can spell "worshipper" two ways? Hmmm.
Later.
6:45 AM EDIT: Wow I was pretty fired about about my mid packness last night. Not sure there are "haters", but it did sound good. Sorry I mentioned "nuggets" too. That was a bit strong. ;)
posted by Jason @ 7:12 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
My favorite post of the year.
Midpack rules!
My 2010 goal is to be a mid-packer.
I was the last male finisher in all 3 NUE races I have ever done.
Dude, your mediocrity is under whelming.
Don you're just jealous that I can ensconce myself in mediocrity and you're bent on being an overachiever! Accepting my physiological limitations is the first step in a 12 step program that I've entered to break my race addiction. Next step is something about a higher power or some such thing. I'll know for sure after meeting with my sponsor. ;)
Fantastic. Congratulations.
Ha, not sure congrats are in order, but thanks. I'm of course a little disappointed with my performance after mile 80 in my past 3 races. But I figure I have to find a silver lining in there somewhere to prevent me from putting my head under the first downhill bike I see coming at me! :)
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