Mid Pack King!
Who's your Mid Pack King bitches?? Yeah that would be ME! CyclingNews.com reports that at the SM100 there were 315 men in the Men's Open Class, I finished 158th! That is STRADDLING my sagging hairy nuggets right over the mid pack and giving me a big old NUE mid pack nut splitter! The mid pack is MY hood!!!! So STEP, THE F*CK, OFF or I'll pop a cap in your ass!!!!! (That is of course if a "cap" is a some lame ass blog post).
Sure I thought I was gonna die with less than 12 miles to go, and SURE it took me like 2 hours to do 12 miles, but THAT is what makes a Mid Pack Whore a Mid Pack Whore. So all the haters can suck it!
BTW, check the new banner. What is different? Plus, did you know you can spell "worshipper" two ways? Hmmm.
6:45 AM EDIT: Wow I was pretty fired about about my mid packness last night. Not sure there are "haters", but it did sound good. Sorry I mentioned "nuggets" too. That was a bit strong. ;)