Stank Blown

Car madness continues here with lack of rental cars (but I HAVE a reservation!), reports un-faxed, heads lodge firmly in rectums, etc.,

But what-are-ya-gonna-do? Bend over and insert instrument/organ/device, etc, right betweenst my buttocks I suppose. Actually you get on your bike and go for a ride. So that's what I did... I loaded up the xA with the Mamasita and took off form my rail trail/ghetto trail/shit road loop version 3.a and blew some serious stank out of my mind and legs.

Who knew you could get a large Salsa Mamasita and all your gear in the back of a Scion xA?? Damnnnn, she took it like a champ!

That's why riding rocks. You get your cheeks in the saddle and there is no smashed xB, or rectal lodged device. Just the good stuff; sweat, sun, Native American Summer-ish temps, and mental stank blown all over the place like baked in the sun road kill guts.

I even saw my dream home on the ride today. With a little elbow grease from someone who knows what the f*ck they are doing, this bad boy would be titz! Then again, if I don't succeed with XXC even just a smidge, I might be squatting in this thing in its current state and current local about 50' from the river.

I love the look of fall corn. No NOT the fall corn stalks that peeps put on their front porch to show their man/woman love for fall, but real shit that's out there along the farm roads. When I stopped to take this pic, the wind was blowing and there was nothing but the sound of the brittle stalks rustling. It was great. I've mentioned more than once how I HATE fall. Well the only reason I HATE fall is because fall leads to winter. And there is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO getting around the fact that I HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATE winter and all of its slushy, cold, bone chilling, can't move my fingers, can't feel my face, high gas bills, big ass coat wearing, "you should try skiing", bull shit. But fall is cool. Sort of.

Where we just talking about XXC? Yes? Good, OK... I have some plans in the works for a special XXC in the new year. Why is it special you ask? Well it will be PRINTED. Yeah, I figure, since I'm currently bent over with pants down and over a barrel filled to the top with "your life is on track to really suck" fornication, AND since I can't really go THAT much further into debt, I figured it was time to just go for it. So in the new year I hope to release a limited run of XXC in printed form. It will be sort of an image heavy photo annual type piece. It won't be super cheap to produce or to buy, but it will be worth it, and about on par or less (price wise) with pubs like Embrocation and Rouleur. But about riding in the dirt, for long periods of time, with pics from cool ass peeps. At least I HOPE this all works out this way. But even before that we have XXC #5 coming out in December. So stay tuned!

OK, time to make some grub and chill.

Later.