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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Anger Management

OK , I'm not angry, but I have been sort of feeling like a curt asshole. And not for my normal reasons of just being a sort of a socially inept Larry David-esque idiot. I have a toothache. Correction, I have a motherf*cking hurts like a beeeeeeeotch toothache. Started about a week ago and gets worse every day. Called my dentist on Friday and the soonest I can get in is Wednesday. Yikes!! Nothing helps it. Except some sort of weird breathing through my lower teeth thing that makes me look half retarded/half like a serial killer. And beer. Beer sort of helps. But if the beer is focusing all it's attention to killing pain, how is going to do it's REAL job of making me feel "whole and complete?" I'm kidding, people, relax.

"I can’t stand the sound of the human voice, that’s all…"
-Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Episode #64

The legs felt like two cold slabs of rotten beef yesterday, so I aborted a ride today. Probably not a good move given that this week will have few riding opportunities. B-Man is off school most of the week, Wifey is working most of the week, I have parent/teacher conferences, the weather looks shit, Thanksgiving to cook, and a tooth to get pulled, filled, capped, etc., etc., Maybe it would be best to just call this week the "last week of the year" with 2010 starting NEXT week. Then I can focus on trying to work my way up to mediocre again and TRY (with the Grace of God and two fingers down my throat inspired eating disorder) to creep down from Clydesdale Class.

On a good note, here is a shot of the new XXC shirts that will soon be available....

My buddy DPOW (as he's now known as Thanks to Brad) is the first to own one. I think that HE thinks they'll be worth something, and he's going to sell it on eBay, but sadly they will probably be a heather gray reminder of the mag that almost was. Kidding of course, I'm here until the last credit card is maxed out. The shirts will be available real soon, along with Issue #5. Stay tuned.

Later.

posted by Jason @ 5:36 PM   8 comments

8 Comments:

At 9:39 PM, Blogger b said...

Me needum shirt. And some stickers to hand out.

 
At 4:19 AM, Blogger rick is! said...

sweet new shirt. looks like we'll need to add to our collection.

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Metro said...

Sweet new issue & new shirts. Yeah! I can't wait.

I hear beer and single track really helps with most any kind of pain. Worth a shot right? ;)

Peace,
Metro

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger JB said...

Come on down, I think I might know a dentist that could hook ya up.

Maybe even accept T-Shirt IOUs 4 compenstaion but I dunno.

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger Jason said...

Oh, man I wish you were local! EESH. Trying everything here and counting the hours!

 
At 5:03 PM, Blogger allan said...

Sweet new shirt. Csn't wait.

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger Montana said...

Dude I had a tooth ache like that last week. Vicodin helped. So did getting it pulled out

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Jason said...

Sweet Jesus I would love some Vicodin right now. If it wasn't a front tooth I'd pull the epher myself!! But gotz to look good for the laydeezzz

 

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