Thursday, January 28, 2010

Nothing To Give. Nothing Got.

My sleeping is now so f*cked up, I think the only thing that can help is some livestock grade tranquilizers and grain alcohol. Instead of waking up every morning at 4 AM and not falling back to sleep, I now wake up every morning at 3:40. Nice four hours or so of sleep, made for a VERY sluggish morning.

But as I coffeed up (thank God for java, or I would be dead), and got some work done on a mag layout on a certain Pennsylvania based stage race going down this spring, I started getting a second wind. Or I guess a "first wind."

So to the Stankment® I went!! I wanted to get a quick workout in before having to get back to work, 20 minutes in and I knew I had nothing.... Just an empty tank of sleepless suck. So I tanked it, got a shower, and made a call to TSC to see about those tranquilizers.

I think it MIGHT be time to ditch my5 year old Hammer Nutrition shorts. They are so thin they fit me like a nice pair sheer panties... oh wait... shit... I mean they are just THIN!, and my winter goal of gaining a pound every two days is really taking a toll on them. Goodbye Hammer shorts... Goodbye....

Oh well, need to finish up some work, hang with the now home from school B-Man, look at the un assembled treadmill in my living room (don't ask!), and try to stay warm (it's cold as a witch tit here!). At least my toes are warm with the sockies I usurped from Wifey :)

Later.

posted by Jason @ 4:45 PM   5 comments

5 Comments:

At 6:06 PM, Blogger yancy said...

They stopped selling grain in PA about a decade ago. Why don't you try melatonin?

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger Jason said...

In conflicts with current scripts. ;)

 
At 9:33 PM, Blogger David said...

Is there coded cry for help in there? Talking about panties and wearing your wifes socks ;)

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger William said...

Lighter fluid?

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger the original big ring said...

shexxy shexxy socks

 

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