Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Focus Darn It!

WARNING: Talk Of my Manly Undercarriage. No pictures, but talk. And that is enough to puts some tight asses right over the edge. Of course it's also enough to have pervs sending me invites to online chat rooms, ANNNNYWAY....

Not the pre race week I had planned. I've been off the bike since Sunday trying to rehab/lance etc., an under carriage "issue" that I'm sporting. Think it should be good to go by tomorrow. For the first time in my life I would rather have a big ass zit on my nose than where it is right now. Funny thing is, I stopped using Bag Balm because of reports that it could cause zits in said area. Fail.

Time to go buy me a new tin of utter cream.

In good new, I talked to the wrench at the shop today, and I SHOULD have the Ti El Mariachi in my possession tomorrow. It will not be in it's final form, but I will have it 90% there. During next week's race recovery time I hope to get some other key parts transferred over from the Dos Niner. More when I get it.

It has come to my attention (I looked up) that my blog banner is a good two years old now. I should probably work on a new one when I get time. One that shows off those 20 additional pounds I put on and highlights my fall from mid pack wunderkind (exaggeration)
to borderline weekend warrior. I smell Cooper Black.

Funny pic over on Pez. Check it out.

Gotta split, time to make my packing list for the LBD.

Later.

posted by Jason @ 7:40 PM   2 comments

2 Comments:

At 9:28 PM, Blogger b said...

I like how you refrain from using the word "damn" in the title of this post, then proceed to discuss your crotch.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Jason said...

LOL! I do what I can to run a semi- unrespectable blog.

 

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