More Than It Should Have
Went for a short spin on the gravel roads today just to burn some calories and it hurt a bit more than it should have.
The legs weren't bad, it was the fact that I ate eggs and bacon (mmmm.... bacon), putzed around for a few minutes, filled my bottles and left. What was I thinking? I'm 40 freaking years old with the digestive system of a 90 year old. I pedaled about 5 miles before I started vurping up warm bacon juice all over my legs (D-POW style). Not fun.
After a while I got used to the hot back infused lava that was coming up my throat and just tried to enjoy the ride and the perfect Indian summer we're having.
Insert joke about perverted cycliststumbling upon herd of sheep here.
Amidst the heat of the day the agricultural phallusrose to meet the warmth of the sun and with it deliver the...
DEAR GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???
Oh well, a pretty sweet week of riding, with double digits of ride time (always a bonus for shlep like me).
I need to go take some Tums.
Later.
I need to go take some Tums.
Later.
posted by Jason @ 2:46 PM
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Agri Phalli and sheep?
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The fall colors look beautiful in MI. Keep them coming and keep the wheels rolling dude.
BTW is BMan still taking guitar lessons? Need to teach him some Igee Pop.
Peace,
Metro
Thanks man, you too!
Haven't picked the lessons back up yet since the move, but hope he does, and sure hope he learns some "Igee"
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