Monday, January 02, 2012

Calories Burned, Bad Luck & Blue Balls

We got snow last night, not much and I probably could have taken the mountain bike out on the dirt roads, but in my time frame the paved roads were still pretty slick. Had I been able to wait until afternoon they would have been clear enough to get to the snowy dirt roads for a ride. In any event a nice 1:25 calorie burn ride was done on the trainer. There was lots of sweat and lots of bad singing to the tune of Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? amongst others. Whatever it takes. At leas my pubix zit is only about the size of a small orange now. Who says lancing a zit in the crotchial area is bad?

Later on we went bowling with B-Man. I almost lost to him. I suck. Wifey kicked our asses. I took some photos and in the process my S95's flash got broke. It got jammed when Wifey took a pic and didn't realize that the flash wanted to pop up and it got jammed. I really never use the flash (I hate the way flash pics look) and in a pinch I can get it going manually, but it still sucks to have something break on an expensive camera. Stupid place to put a flash. Stupid, stupid stupid. Worse thing was that I ended up deleting the pic anyway. The lighting was bad and my head looked like the ass of a beached whale with a too short hair cut. Don't ask.

B-Man pensively studying the score board.
I narrowly beat him by like 3 pins. I suck.

I also successfully obtained Wifey's head cold today. Yay! I should have known bad luck was my way when I had a blue ball with the No. 13 on it. No one likes blue balls.

Later.

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