No You Didn't

No, you didn't do it, did you??? I did.

Sorry, don't care, not reading... I'm not into it.

But I did it.

So what? LOTS of people do it.

That's what I'M talking about.

Why didn't your read it? Mine is different.

Busy?

Doing what?

Stuff.

I know what you do and you don't do ANYthing!

I do stuff.

Not what I do.

Oh, well excuse me.

No excuse for you.

Oh that's fucking mature.

I'm just saying I do DO stuff. You're just too busy on Facebook and that shit to know. Moron.

I like ads.

You like ads?? Who likes ads? That's like LIKING George W. or LIKING Fox News.

Me... I like shiny stuff.

What are your, 12?

Fuck off.

I'm just sayin'.

What does that even mean "just sayin?" That's a freaking cop out for being an idiot.

It means that you can see that shit anywhere, I am trying to do something DIFFERENT!

You shouldn't.

Why?

'Cause people like shiny stuff... like ME.

Oh for Christ's Sake!!!

He probably would have liked shiny stuff too... If they had it back in his day.

What?... WHO?

Christ.

What about him?? HE WOULD LIKE SHINY STUFF TOO?

I'm just sayin' that if it wasn't for all that sand and the lack of technology, bikes, parts, etc., etc.,  HE (HE being Christ ) would have dug it!

Christ would NOT have dug shiny stuff, that was like everything he was against. Plus you just said "just sayin'," that does make you an idiot.

Just admit, you got it wrong, no big deal....

It IS a big deal, I put a lot into this.

So did I.

No you didn't you didn't do shit, you didn't even buy it.

But I THOUGHT about buying it AND we're Facebook friends. So we're like bros.

Who cares?? I THINK about buying a lot of shit, plus you DO know that being Facebook friends means about as much as being "best friends" in first grade, maybe even less. Actually yes, it means A LOT less. Thanks for nothing.

You're welcome.

Welcome??? I hate you.

Just sayin' bro.